Woofer & Ladee (& Whisper, Wink, Willy, Wiggum, Wexler, Weird-o, Wallace & Wicket)
Before getting into our column, we wanted to take a moment to remember Pistachio, a very beloved member of our family that passed away on Wednesday this week. It never gets any easier when we lose a member of our family but we will always remember him and he will always be loved and with us in our hearts and minds!
Woofer's Point:
I always watch the news when I lay on the couch with my daddies and I’m getting very confused. I know if I ever have an accident, it’s my fault and I expect to get into trouble at least a little bit. Sometimes it just happens and I can’t help it. I always know that it’s wrong so I usually sulk until someone finds out. But on the news there are a lot of similar things going on but other people are getting in trouble for it. A large man is trying to hurt someone else’s business because he said that they made him gain weight? Also another man is getting in trouble because his friend dies and he didn’t stop him from getting in his car? I don’t understand how things can be; I used to worry about getting in trouble for things that I have done, now I have to worry about Ladee getting me in trouble for things that she did. She better be glad I have a conscious and would never try that with her.
Ladee's Counterpoint:
Well I’m not quite the couch potato that Woofer is, so I haven’t heard of things going on, but it sounds like Woofer is making a lot of stuff up. I can’t believe that these things would happen. Our daddies take responsibility for almost everything that they do, and also for everything that our family does. I know from walking out on the streets that everyone is different, but I can’t believe that other people would want to do things like that. If Woofer isn’t lying, then if I see these people out on the street, I think I’ll give them a good bite…Well on second thought, from what Woofer says, that would get my daddies in a lot of trouble, and I wouldn’t want to do that. I know sometimes I like to get Woofer to barking and stuff but I do love him a lot and would never try to get him in that much trouble. I guess I’m glad that we’re dogs and we have good daddies that seem to be good people.
Thank you Barbara for helping Max submit a letter column from "Citra, FL"
Max's Note:
Hi Woofer and Ladee
How's it going. Hope you guys are having lots of fun! Well Guess what
guys? Today is the big day! My mommy is getting out the old clippers
and I know what that means. H I D E !!! Don't work she always finds me
and she always bribes me with those beggin strips, that will do it
everyting. But I better get it cut now so it will have time to grow out
before the big chill. Boy last week-end did I ever get fooled. Mommy
got out the old carrier and put it in the car. Boy I thougt I was going
on a trip. Oh, I went on a trip alright, right to the vet. He gave me
a couple of shots you know the ones you get once a year whether you
want them or not. Funny no one ever ask me! Then the old trick where you
think the assistant is going to give you the big old huge me thing, oh
no here comes that old vet with his clippers and clips my nails. I hate
that!!! I want to just eat him alive. What a jerk!
Well guys I got to go now and get it over with. I will talk to you all
later. Pray for me. It gets rough sometimes. Bye, bye for now.
Hey tell your dads hello for my mommy and she sure loves them.
Max
Ladee
Man, Max, it's good to hear from you. It sounds like our problems are universal...we get exactly the same treatment, and as a matter of fact, this little jerk Woofer will not stop scrathing and I'm pretty sure I saw Daddy Greg getting out some medicated shampoo for this afternoon...I just know I'm gonna suffer for Woofer's problem! And right when I'm finally starting to smell good again
Woofer
Hi Max! I don't really like baths and stuff, but I am itching alot, and you know what? I like them a little better than Ladee does, and since my itching will feel better and she always has some little "mean comment" about me on here, I think I'm ready for it. It's been awhile since we've gotten clipped, but I'm sure it won't last. Ladee is so funny when they try to cut her nails..She gets horribly mean and bites poor Susan the groomer. They had to stop cutting her nails (and now they look so bad...haha)
Thank you Rick for helping Dylan submit a letter column from "Jersey City, NJ"
Dylan's Note:
Do not even talk to me about baths. (I got that "Do Not Even
Talk To Me" phrase from listening to my daddies. One daddy
actually...you guess which one.) Anyway, the main reason I hate baths is because
when I am wet, I look like a pathetic, wet, skinny, rat-like thing. I
freak out when it rains too, because I NEVER want my girlfriend Ladee
to see me wet. Yup....I said girlfriend. I'm announcing right here
that Ladee is my girlfriend. I'm not sure she knows it, but she is!
Some of you may know that my daddies had to go away for a few days last
weekend, and I got to spend the 4 whole days with my Uncles Tony and
Greg! I had the greatest time!! I got to play all day long, Uncle Greg
taught me how to growl and Uncle Tony fed me all sorts of great tasting
new foods that my Daddies won't give me. AND, I got to work my magic on
Ladee. I'm not to sure it worked real well, but my strategy is to use
the "G. F." word for a while and see if it sticks. Anyway, I had !
a great time and I know my Daddies are thankful! Ok...that's it for
now....I have some bone chewing to do.
Ladee's Response:
Hmmmm...All I can say right now is that Dylan does seem a little sexier since he learned how to growl
Woofer's thought:
Hehe, Dylan said "bone"
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