Day-2-Day Greg and Tony

OK so this cracked me up to no end!  Tony was looking at some BS on his laptop so I ran to the fridge and grabbed a big old blob of Ketchup and then ran to the bathroom...I slathered it up good on my eye and face and then slammed my fist to the bathroom door and then ran out with my "bloody face".  He fucking punched my forearm so hard, and still doesn't think it's funny (yet he loves Scare tactics)...Ok I always take it a bit far, but this one was funny as hell ( and I think that he was just upset that he didn't rip my eye out)

Damn I'm awesome! 

Sidenote: I kept harping on him -- (to his credit I am THE most accident prone person ever)...But this was the best fake hurt to date...I will try again in the next few weeks I'm sure ... but he did stop hitting me finally and realized that it was awesome and finally smiled.  He does love me, it just isn't constant - I guess. 

I so Love Tony -- and thanks for putting up with my BS..I will scare him until we are 90 (Ok he will be 90 and I will be 87...) 

Posted by batgod at 11:36 PM | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBacks (0)

Tonite was a good one.  Of course, it was my book that I recommended but it was a very good read.  It was very religiously based, Jersey City based, socially based, etc etc etc.  I had no idea how cool this book would be. My Catholisism helped me with the religion part (I'm such an atheist tho, obviously), this book deals with so much..and I wish I  could have lived a life like this...

First: our bookclub meeting...It was just me and Kelly and Jaci that showed up, that didn't diminish our conversation at all. We all agreed that this book was great, it actually excited all of us to do more writing that we love, and maybe stalk the author a bit.  I personally found the book to maybe bridge a little gap in my personal life (I am gonna sorta force Tony to read this one).  It's about someone that I wish we could be--someone special that knows everyone and fits in everywhere...A bit of American Royalty...and Tony so identifies with it that I think we could see this together (and we need a baby)...

 Anyways...we had a great discussion about it (while the Yankees fucked up badly...yeah I'm talking more like I do in reality now swearing hateful everything) and I cannot wait to read some of the books mentioned by her (her mothers especially).  This is a good one -- The Bishop's Daughter by Honor Moore -- seriously -- it deals with everything.

Next months book -- I'm very excited about -- The Girls, about conjoined twin chicks!  

Posted by batgod at 11:21 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

This pisses me off to no end...Fine that someone has more money than anyone you or anyone else knows.  I am furious at this.  I have noone to give our money to except my partner and our pets.  So say we die in a great (and it would be something to talk about trust me) way...together or separately...I'm not sure what our value is but I guarantee if you sold all of our our crap...houses, art, porn, etc. bullshit...we have noone except our pets yet to leave all of our shit to. 

 
We want kids and stuff but they aren't exactly knocking down our doors...I'm very disturbed that Leona's last wishes didn't go to her dog...Everything was hers...she left it to what she wanted to.  That's SO FUCKED UP!  Love the whatevers that decided her last wishes weren't good enough so her being is invalidated ... so fucked up....

I feel like if I die tomorrow or next week, anything I want to do with everything that could be mine would never be respected.  Nice way to feel about the non-existent afterlife.  I have no idea how to make our life better for anyone because everythign can be overturned...I'm pretty sure the answer is to have more to drink and buy more shoes.  I swear this is the worst feeling ever...Me and Tony should be daddies to leave something to...I'm just going to waste it all now...I mean cmon...If I die and want to give everything to a dog or Wink or whatever It's so wrong that it will never be respected.  Death sucks now...I'm so going to waste my life even more!!!

Posted by batgod at 12:26 AM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Just in case anyone wants a new product freebie...

Posted by batgod at 03:39 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

So -- I was late registering for the Corvette auction.  Crazy if I have cash in hand but whatever.  I found a couple other ones that were just as good or better than the one I posted last night and the auction is next week so I'm in plenty of time for them, but now I'm not sure why I need more cars...Help me out people, they are of course, awesome, but I have the best car ever made in my eyes (My SLK)..I realise that I'm never happy with anything and I'm sure it will be the same, but I really want a car of the 50's or 60's.

BTW -- I'm so freaky in Love with Tony still after 17 years and I would so marry him if it was allowed here (yeah we did our DP years ago here) but I'm weirdly thinking of him all if the time like a schoolboy in love again now...ARGH...

And please, if you are going to throw your baby in a dumpster please think twice and just ship it to us -- we would be such good daddies and need kids (at least 1 preferably 2)...

 Sorry for the rambling tonite but I drank quite a bit today and am so fucking in love with Tony for no good reason  =)

Posted by batgod at 09:41 PM | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBacks (0)

It's been awhile since i've been online.  It's been a long while since I got paid...so fortunately this week I got some awesome paychecks (the first time since January)  Anyhow.  I was at meetings all week in the city and it was great to see my global friends (Adam, Tiffany, etc).

 Tonite me and Tony went out with Karen (a neighbor upstairs) for a late birthday drink (me and her are both 6/11).

 So here is my huge issue -- I'm a lover of cars ...  CRAP and a huge lover of old Corvettes...  (CRAP) and I just got paid (CRAP) and so yeah I just put a ncie bid on this car and I totally hope I don't win but if I do and anyone wants to  buy our Saturn....Cause I refuse to sell the Benz convertible...OMG I want about 7 of these Corvettes...this one is cheaper and attainable...CRAP...

Posted by batgod at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBacks (0)