September 5, 2003
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Poppa Greg left his Magazine on the floor the other day so I started reading one of the articles. It's a new product from Japan that 50 breeds of dog can wear around their neck, and supposedly it scientifically translates their barks so that humans can read them. I thought it was a joke magazine or something (Poppa likes The Onion after all) but it turns out that it's a real product. Even Time & that weird lady Oprah gave it best invention ratings. It sounds like something cool anyway that maybe will help some people better understand their dogs...Of course I guess it could cause some problems if their pet is angry and just doesn't like their parents.
Ladee was telling me about that after she read it the other day. She did say it was a little expensive ($120)...But it is really cool still. Of course we really don't need them, because our daddies understand us really well anyway, and even if they don't we just write our thoughts on here, so they can know what we think about without having to wear a gadget. I hope that they get some for their pet store anyway...I know some other dogs that really should explain themselves better, and maybe that would help.
Woofer, I agree with you! My daddies understand me perfect and even your daddies understand me. And I understand you and Ladee and you and Ladee understand me and I totally understand my Daddies even though I pretend not to sometimes. But, sometimes, I really don't understand some of our neighborhood friends...do you? It's like they are speaking another language! Or maybe it's their accents, but half the time I have no idea what they are yelling about! I just yell back and it just gets real noisy! In anycase, I think this invention would be a great help! | |||
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